With all the Hurricane news, terrorist's threats and the on going war in Iraq, I thought I should post a little good news. Yes, believe it or not, there was some good news that happened yesterday. Divine intervention coupled with a spectacular landing from the pilot, produced a bonified miracle. I watched the landing on MSNBC...Awesome!
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For my friend...I know you read my blog, I'm honored. ;p And hell, I can't stay mad at you for very long anyway.
Dumb Blonde joke De'jour.
One day while jogging a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up and put them in his pocket, then proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross walk for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling.
"What are those big bulges in your running shorts?" she asked.
"Tennis balls," answered the man, smiling back.
"Wow," said the blonde, looking upset. "That must hurt, I once had tennis elbow, and the pain was unbearable."
Poor Da Vinci...they've mucked with his masterpiece. Mona Lisa's gone 'Hollywood'
2 comments:
Nice blonde joke. You know why the blonde was staring at the orange juice container for hours?
It said concentrate.
Rotfl, yeah I've heard that one, but I never tire of hearing it. I love dumb blonde jokes...I used to one; a blonde that is. ;)
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