99.9% Angle

Oo I'm posting two times in one week...that must be a record. I just have to share something; a couple of cute moments. My daughter up until now did not get my sense of humor. When I tried to make a funny she would just look at me, cock her head to one side, and say, "Momma you are crazy." I in return, tell her that she needs to develop a sense of humor.

The other day she made me laugh so hard that I almost pissed my pants! What can I say there is no dainty way to phrase it. We were riding in the car and she said she was hungry so I offered to take us both to a Mexican restuarant. I told her that we could pick up some "to go" orders for my parents. "I'll call them and see what they would like, " I said. I dug through my purse only to find that I didn't have my cell phone with me. Seeing my frustration she picked up the cell phone clip and informed me that I had some of my phone in my purse. I sarcastically took the clip from her hand and pretended to have a conversation with my parents asking them what they would like for dinner. She looked at me, rolled her eyes and without missing a beat said, "Momma you are so crazy, you didn't even dial the number." I found that hysterically funny...she got me good.

Then in another conversation she preceded to tell me about going to a town festival with her father. She said, "Momma don't ever let an elderly woman who can't spell too well paint your face." "Why?" I replied. She said, "Because instead of painting 99.9% Angel on my face she put 99.9% Angle." "So all night I was a 99.9% Angle." Ah hahahahahah!

That's my baby....99.9% pure Angle!

Have a good weekend people. ;)